My office is a mishmash of several small companies; all somehow involved with property development. Our work sometimes intertwines, other times we're all on separate projects... but we're all in one small space.
My point... and I have one. There is a fellow office mate that sits within earshot of my desk that definitely keeps me on my toes. He's very bold, opinionated and not shy with his sexist, racist remarks. He is most entertaining when he is on the phone with another one of his older, opinionated, racist friends. I often wonder how the person on the other side of that call respond to some of his quick comments... and if any of them find them as shocking and funny as I do. When he spits out a good one... I like to write them down and re-read them on days that I'm sad or blue.
Below are my top 4 so far... I'm sure there will be more to come and I'll definitely make sure you can share in the fun.
"I feel like a proctologist; talking to all these assholes everyday."
"It's like he's got a turd on his front door step... he just can't move!"
"It's like an Amish guy in a high speed chase with the cops, he's shit outta luck."
And this one was directed towards me, after I told him I was expecting a baby, not just getting chubby.
"You should name your kid Lynn Lynn, so she'll sound Asian and maybe have a chance at getting into Ivy League."
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