Thesis: The Economy Crisis and it's Effects on Squirrels

I had a total epiphany last night as James and I were finishing things up at the house. There are no pecans or acorns this year on our trees. Last year there were so many we had enough to give away and decorate a wedding. But this year, there are none, zip, zero. No wonder the squirrels skinned our Halloween pumpkins clean. This whole time I was wishing death upon their swollen bellies, when they were really just trying to build up to survive the winter. I'm sorry squirrels. Please accept this public apology.

PS: I think this would be a great thesis or doctrine for a graduate student, feel free to steal my idea (as long as you site my blog). Although, my bro-in-law, a REAL doc, may disagree.